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My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she
might be
Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't
that bright
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much
better company
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her L now
she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of
Sea Monkeys
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or
spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the
turd
I'm white which goes with everything but I can
come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds
me of my mother
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper
tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can play the
harmonica with their pussies?
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice
Krispie Treat, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina
Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't
interrupt
It's just the older that they are the easier they
get to pick-up
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs
from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to
the pasture
No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my
cheese
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the
thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy
dinner
Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with
her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in
bed I don't play rough
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me
tied up
Just independent like NOFX ,smart like Janeane
Garafolo
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I
would never know
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey
Decimal System, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina
Vagina vagina vagina vagina
Vagina vagina vagina vagina
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