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I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I smell like piss His drink, Jimmy Bean His chaser, a bear After that, various alcohols That's when the beatings get so severe Asleep I pray he falls But don't feel sorry for me Things weren't always this bad Why, when I was a young talking goat The Old Man was just like my dad I come from the hills of Europe That's where I met the Old Man He was lost in the woods, I gave him directions He gave me a tuna can Then he stopped in his tracks And he said, Hey Goat! Would you like to live with me? I've got a house with a pick-up truck In a place across the sea I said, Sure, why not, I've got no family You seem like a nice guy So we went off to America The home of the apple pie On the boat, the Old Man told me I would be a present for his wife A talking goat! he exclaimed, She'd never seen this in her life I felt so special! Well, I just couldn't believe it After all theses years I finally had a friend He trimmed my beard He scraped my hooves I prayed it would never end But when we got to his house There was no wife Only a short, short letter It said: I'm leaving you for your broher Because he fucks me better His eyes filled with tears of sadness His heart was filled with grief To soothe himself he drank a pint of Old Granddad And beat me like a side of beef I screamed, Send me back to the hills of Europe! He just shook his head and said, Nope! No one will ever leave me again To make sure, put on this 3-foot fucking rope. Present day, I've been on the truck for 51 years My only friend is the AM radio Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by But it's always rocks and beer bottles they throw At first they're excited to see a talking goat They gather around to hear what I have to say But I guess sometimes my stories go ont too long So they leave and giggle I need a bidet But you know there was a night that I did get off the truck

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