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It was a terrible day. My legs felt like four
pounds of cheese in a two-pound bag. I didn't know
what to do. My eyes were bloodshot, and actually
my legs were bloodshot as well. It was strange,
but I was happy. I got into my car. I decided I
was going to leave the city. Gonna go south, gonna
have a holiday.
So I got in my car and I wondered why it wasn't
running and then I realized I didn't have any
keys. So I went in the house, found my keys, came
back out, started the car, and drove down the
highway.
The highway shimmered like black incense on the
bald head of a Buddhist monk. I drove down the
highway and I got to that big city of Miami. The
steaming, seedy city - the city that's so seedy,
the have trees there. Well I went into the nearest
hotel and I went up to the door and I said, I'd
like a room. Then I realized I was outside and I
had to go inside. So I went inside and I walked up
to the desk and I said, I'd like a room, please.
They said allright, and they gave me a key. Then
I turned around, and there waiting for me was the
Concierge.
Concierge! (repeated many times)
Well he looked at me, then I looked at him, then
he looked back at me, and then I took a putty
knife and I rubbed it against his cheeks in a very
provocative way. And he turned around and said,
Follow me.
So I followed him up the stairs. I went to my
room. He opened the door for me, and then he hit
me in the back of the head with a big silver
shovel. I said, What's that about?
He said, You get it free with the room. Who was I
to argue?
And I went in. My whole room was covered with
soap. Little soaps, all over the room, everywhere!
In the bed, on the ceiling, everywhere! I said,
What's with the soap?
And he says, What, you don't like soap?
I said, No, I'll take it, thanks.
He left the room, and then gave me a stare that
almost turned my blood to blood. Anyway, I lay
down on the bed, and it was a hot day so I was
tossing and turning, and tossing and turning. And
then the soap started to lather up and lather up!
And I was gonna die! I was gonna suffocate! So I
called the front desk, and they sent up the
Concierge!
Concierge! (repeated many times)
Well he looked at me up and down, and he looked
at me like I was four pounds of shit in a two-
pound bag. And I looked back at him like he was
four pounds of shit in a four-pound bag. And then
he looked at me like I was six pounds of shit in a
pound-and-a-half-bag. And I looked at him like he
was 18 kilograms of shit in a thimble. And then I
stabbed him in the face. And then he bit my head
off and put it in a bag. And that's when I fell in
love with the Concierge.
Concierge! (repeated many times)
Now we live in a small beach house on a small
beach on Long Island - it's a long, small island,
but I love it well. And he loves me well. And
sometimes we take a trip down the highway that's
glistening like a Buddhist monk with incense
ablaze, and we think of the day we first met - me,
and the Concierge.
Concierge...
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