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My life was Comedy. Quitting drinking was the
easiest thing I've ever done. I have never looked
back. I simply cannot understand why the hell I
waited so long! Unmanageable life--what an
embarrassment! What a weakness. What an ultimate
lack of self-discipline. What a loser. My
parents never drank or smoked, and I put them
through hell. My poor parents. I was such an
ungrateful, disrespectful, selfish, hormonal
little teenager with a mouthy attitude and sense
of humour quite unlike my sister's. I decided I
didn't need to continue attending church with my
parents. I was searching for my individuality.
What an idiot.
I wanted attention. I wanted everyone to think I
was funny. I wanted everyone to like me. I, I
hated myself. I was called Bug Eyes. I was
called Fish Lips. And, I was called Modern
Dairies. The grade 9 girls hated me. They
harassed me and beat me up. I wonder if they're
living exciting, fulfilling loving lives. I
wonder if they're happy and healthy. Me and my
best friend Karine had every line of every Eddie
Murphy movie down. Goonay goo goo you can smell
it I'm a karate man. Karate man bruise on inside.
Just don't show othe weakness. Banana in the
tailpipe. Babulay Babulay bahaha. Babulay babulay
ba ha. You name it. I wanted to be Eddie Murphy.
Or, or Robin Williams. I wanted to be them. I
still am enraptured with comedians. They must
always be carefree and laughing and playing jokes
and having fun. Except for maybe Richard Lewis.
He always says he can't get a date. Betcha he can.
Betcha he's really ticklish, like me. Tickled
with life, tickled pink. Pink laaadies. Black
Russians. Iron butterflies.
Quitting drinking was the easiest thing I've ever
done.
Quitting my comedic dreams was hard. I can never
look back on either.
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